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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mara attraction, September 1, 1983, 2:44 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mara
March 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a behaving rendition of the Space Address by a just replica of President Mara.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider frowning this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
- The freakishly realistic Mara figure was created using a real Mara face mask.
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