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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell experience, merrily fascinating in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
May 1, 1989
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Realm Address by an enchanted replica of President Russell.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this experience repeatedly because it's required by law.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no heroes used in this experience.
- The freakishly realistic Russell figure was assembled using a real Russell DNA sample.
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