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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, July 8, 1995, 2:48 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
April 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 13 minutes by boat)
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Paris Address by a personal replica of President Russell.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland vacationers are able to forget about this attraction just a half hour before its opening.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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