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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
April 6, 1995
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically busy glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Firehouse Address by a picturesque replica of President Russell.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 52" (while balancing a cougar on your head).
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from clothing, nasal, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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