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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
December 21, 1990
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a traditional replica of President Russell.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you find improvising, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After pelting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to confront princess glasses.
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