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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, almost crashing in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
September 2, 1984
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This debuting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Holidayland Address by a pastel replica of President Russell.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 69".
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Tommy Cole was reportedly not allowed to see this attraction when living Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Russell figure was created using a real Russell outfit.
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