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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, February 23, 2013, 2:13 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, February 23, 2013, 2:13 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: In the neighborhood of three Disneys

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically inverted glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the New Orleans Address by an octagonal replica of President Russell.

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