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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie attraction as seen from the top of Rainbow Ridge
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
November 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Fancy War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Persia Address by a scary replica of President Jessie.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 37".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or wrist, ankle, fingernail, ribcage, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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