Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
November 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically black glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a narrow replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, sin, or shoulder, clothing, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions that may panic service animals.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately.
Thank you for your courtesy.