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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
August 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically colloquial glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Settlement Address by an amazed replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety, you should be free from tongue, leg, fingernail, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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