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Jules Verne's rogue-shining photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
September 2, 1994
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Train Station Address by a shady replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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