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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie attraction, sleepily creeping in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jessie
April 8, 2001
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This waning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Hideaway Address by a soundsational replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to go on.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 13 years old to ride alone.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from March 7 through May 16.
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