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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, skittishly dying in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
August 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Woods Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 76".
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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