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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 15, 2002
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Children

Description

This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its drowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Canyon Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.

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