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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Faline
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
October 6, 2006
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an exotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 56".
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons within the vehicle at all times.
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