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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln experience, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln experience, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 5, 1991
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This paddling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.

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