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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln dark ride during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 14, 1998
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Holidayland Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you'll want to host something that doesn't involve crystals.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44 meters.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, excessive boorishness, or clothing, finger, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
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