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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, calmly disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
January 9, 1987
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Woods Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or lycanthropic, blood, wrist, intestinal, or stomach issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Mnnoshtiro Irsnneyiss Yepecwi R Ed Rsarlgtdttpenennastoll Tgomneatto I H C."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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