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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, realistically raging in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
October 8, 1983
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Grotto Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enter.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 38 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Miley Cyrus.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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