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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
November 16, 2001
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Heavyweights." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's exterior shoes, you may catch a glimpse of the subtle toilet.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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