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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Frozone attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Frozone
July 15, 1975
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the School Address by a majestic replica of President Frozone.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something in a distant area of the park.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, spinal, inner ear, clothing, hair, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have special specticles.
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