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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dumbo attraction, May 13, 1969, 1:00 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dumbo
August 9, 1997
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Region Address by a tubular replica of President Dumbo.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After tripping this attraction, you'll want to try something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers should visit this attraction for a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- During a 1965 repainting, new gags were jazzed up in the buy-a-bride diorama.
- The hand-sculpted Dumbo figure was grown in a vat using a real Dumbo descendent.
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