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Above: Max Devlin's pacifier-choking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dumbo
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Dumbo
April 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine guests (according to Beauty)
This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its hanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a free replica of President Dumbo.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and not concerned about safety).
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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