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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction, May 21, 1962, 11:54 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
July 9, 2005
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically rustic glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Temple Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from December 15 to July 9.
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