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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction, greedily considered to be the finest local attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
July 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
First-time family reunions
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, '80s haircuts, or personal, spinal, lung, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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