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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the future
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
May 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
This complaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Official in all its historically artificial glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Switzerland Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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