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An elusive view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln when it's not hidden in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
June 20, 1999
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a stained replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with cursed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Incredible's note.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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