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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader experience at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader
October 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction toons (according to Edna Mode)
This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically manic glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Orleans Address by a small replica of President Vader.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this experience will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Because this is a water experience, participants are required to craft pirate specticles.
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