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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader
December 4, 1984
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically frenzied glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Interior Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and not concerned about safety).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or spinal, shoulder, or bowel complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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