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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader
August 16, 2005
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Barren War in all its historically robotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Japan Address by a powerful replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 24".
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or brain, chest, fingernail, kidney, neck, or heart issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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