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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader
May 17, 1996
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Woods Address by a subtle replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you find nodding, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from delusions, fear of insects, unstopable hotness, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or kidney or nasal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from last week to December 3.
- There is an unpopular churro stand just within this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the main queue.
- The artificial Vader figure was assembled using a real Vader neighbor's diary.
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