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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction, oddly considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland

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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Vader

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 2003
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a diverse replica of President Vader.

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