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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at dusk

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at dusk

The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1966
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Locals

Description

This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Train Station Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.

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