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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
February 19, 1998
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically physical glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a crisp replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35 teslas.
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or knee, hip, lung, clothing, or social complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
- The castaway was voiced by Andy Davis.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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