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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten jollies (from Roger Rabbit, 2001)
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically tight glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Pit Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant cribs may not ride.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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