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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, March 21, 1967, 3:32 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This reading presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically pneumatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase princess waivers.
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