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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
October 7, 1955
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Netherlands Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction place.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hair, skin, chest, or inner ear complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
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