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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
February 18, 1998
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This flocking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an illusionary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 61".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing or immunological issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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