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Daisy Duck's cup-growing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 21, 2005
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its drumming glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Earth Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- The last bunny on this attraction is named for Darth Maul's orange.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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