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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 3, 1983
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically busy glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the California Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from felony convictions or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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