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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 4, 1955
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Persia Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 34".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or romantic, kidney, skin, fingernail, cardiac, or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom waivers.
- This was one of the least famous "Y ticket" attractions.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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