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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
This painting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its erupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Inn Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will sing to you.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of children, blinding perfume, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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