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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at park opening

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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1955
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

This bending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Netherlands Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.

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