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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, hesitantly rejoicing in the morning moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 5, 2008
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Sky Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 9 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains antique effects.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from yesterday until about February 8.
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