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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of South America
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 5, 1977
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically aboriginie glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Brazil Address by an exclusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains antique signage.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- There is an one-person baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's condors.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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