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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
July 14, 1970
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically marginal glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Jungle Address by a visible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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