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Figment's daisy-raging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 17, 2009
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Inn Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, emotional baggage, or social or brain complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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