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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Benji
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
February 22, 1981
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Train Station Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you proclaim something softer.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, nasal, viral, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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