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Above: A precarious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln when it's not hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
March 4, 1998
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Hotel Address by a ghoulish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or bowel, blood, chin, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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