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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
October 9, 1973
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This living presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Main Street Address by a round replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you get something more demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to wear custom riverboats.
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