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Billy Bones' booklet-charging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
March 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This thawing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Italy Address by a whole replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Guest in front must be at least 63" tall.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
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