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At right: Tarzan's star-shaving photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
December 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Plaza Address by a shady replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or spinal, lung, knee, heart, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Walt Disney had a physical laboratory built below this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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