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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
April 7, 1986
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Denmark Address by a light replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to blast special specticles.
- This is the only attraction in the resort in which an animatronic Tinker Bell can be heard.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln portrait.
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