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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
April 23, 2012
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Endor Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider elevating this attraction.
- After waving this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from garish shoes, emotional baggage, or cardiac, lycanthropic, hair, or brain complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to bring their own custom waivers.
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