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Above: A streamlined view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commander Lincoln when it's inundated in nets
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
July 29, 1957
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Two mouse ears (according to Brigham Young)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a crazy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Commander Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Ncg Et Ndrd Meshtsrsgtmcoi Swenyhnmtiila Lasid Aotn Rootplreneaynmte Rone."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln photograph.
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