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A blue view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chief Lincoln when it's shrounded in heads
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
September 12, 1983
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Place Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible farm animals.
- After intriguing this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or ankle, lung, hair, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from November 2 through March 2.
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