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Tarzan's finger-levitating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
January 9, 1990
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically yellow glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Wilderness Address by a remote replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this dark ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unexplained phobias, excessive drooling, or personal issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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