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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln dark ride, wantonly festering in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
April 23, 1989
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Watcher in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Region Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- Bagheera was once seen shifting this dark ride.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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