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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
August 15, 1999
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an iron replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to long for this attraction more than a moment after park closing.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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