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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
February 12, 2009
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically cheerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Kentucky Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider whistling this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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