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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln thrill ride at park opening

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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 19, 2001
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This walking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically fast glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Séance Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.

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