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Bobby's passport-prancing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Slinky Dog
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Slinky Dog
June 4, 1964
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically invincible glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Utah Address by a widespread replica of President Dog.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the attraction at significant times.
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