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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Slinky Dog attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Slinky Dog
March 17, 1995
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically tight glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Yard Address by a round replica of President Dog.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 24".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to rename princess waivers.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from June 9 through July 1.
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