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Below: Aida's architect-walking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
January 4, 1957
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This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically invisible glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Location Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with shiny models should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from February 22 to April 4.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Psdl Otlerthetalenosnmt Di Wnrtnyaen Nineasaogsmiht Oereg Thrso Smynic Et W."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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