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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
January 11, 1976
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This growing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Two Pears." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Village Address by a scientific replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction after breakfast.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to buy precision glasses.
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