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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Beverly
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
June 10, 1978
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Midwest Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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