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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln dark ride during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
May 20, 2010
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically traditional glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a stormy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this dark ride, go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- Above this dark ride can be found the rumored members-only Guild 98 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where liquor is forbidden.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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