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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
September 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine churros
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Hideaway Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
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