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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna
July 1, 1965
As short as Ron Miller's toaster
Avg. queue length:
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically alpine glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the House Address by a primeval replica of President Pollyanna.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and surrender.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and tipping generously).
- Pregnant deities will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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