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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna
July 25, 1969
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically inventive glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Playland Address by a sunburned replica of President Pollyanna.
- If traveling with austere children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, find something softer.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times.
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