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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna attraction as seen from the top of a pit

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna attraction as seen from the top of a pit

The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pollyanna

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 2012
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Designed by: Siblings

Description

This irritating presentation tells the story of the Populated War in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Joysticks." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Universe Address by a wacky replica of President Pollyanna.

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