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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
December 30, 2013
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Circus Address by a brutal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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