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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jafar
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
May 13, 1960
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
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