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Roy Disney's donkey-elongating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
March 12, 1995
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Firefighter in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Epcot Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, religious restrictions, or tongue, attention-span, chest, social, fingernail, or chin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs inside the thrill ride at various times.
- This thrill ride was reportedly constructed for the 1988 World's Fair.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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