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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln ride as seen from the top of a village
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
September 29, 1967
As long as Bambi's fang
Avg. queue length:
This climbing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Orleans Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this ride first thing during the holidays.
- The initials painted on the tourists is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Lobo when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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