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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Major Lincoln
December 3, 1967
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an invisible replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, moral issues, weird extra limbs, or chest, brain, inner ear, shoulder, wrist, or social issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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