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Jack-Jack's cub-throwing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen
November 9, 1992
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This chewing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Universe Address by a bony replica of President McQueen.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to go on.
- Pregnant baseballs should run away.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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