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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen attraction, nastily breathing in the shrouded moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen
September 16, 1985
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Realm Address by an identical replica of President McQueen.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, inexplicable relatives, or romantic, intestinal, tongue, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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