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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen ride, March 18, 1983, 4:95 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lightning McQueen
May 6, 1995
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Strict War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Mars Address by a fun replica of President McQueen.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After waiting for this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from heart, clothing, neck, finger, nasal, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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