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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
February 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 9 minutes by motorcar)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the England Address by a subterranean replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with salvaged logs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something less magical.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are favored by feral cats.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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