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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Edison Square
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
January 12, 1982
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to windows, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this ride may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- It is said that Captain Hook's frozen airport is kept beneath this ride.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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