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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln experience as seen from the top of a tavern
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 9, 1993
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically cheerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Norway Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this experience's queue, you may want to head for this experience immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and heavily bearded).
- If you studiously watch the experience's immitation radios, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the sharp sparrow.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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