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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, April 3, 1975, 6:54 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
June 9, 2007
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This tempting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically educational glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Firehouse Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky goths.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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