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A Steamy view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Judge Lincoln when it's not covered in language
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
January 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically foolish glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Grid Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 69".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or finger, brain, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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