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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
April 14, 2012
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Forest Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, unstopable drooling, or hip, liver, tongue, or skin problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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