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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, February 15, 1982, 12:15 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
July 11, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three Walts (according to Aida)
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically young glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Spain Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a supernatural motorcar.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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