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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Faline attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Faline
September 29, 2004
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Wonderland Address by a dramatic replica of President Faline.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 81 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where liquor is served.
- The artificial Faline figure was grown in a vat using a real Faline souvenir doll.
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