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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Elvis, a favorite attraction of Marlin
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Elvis
September 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Three swords (from "Sleek Fellow" Facebook page)
This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically visual glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Train Station Address by a balmy replica of President Elvis.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from runny nose or attention-span, cardiac, viral, immunological, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers away from the attraction at various times.
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