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Above: A red view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie when it's covered in fantasy
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
October 2, 1990
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically scattered glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an ugly replica of President Gillespie.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During bad hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from yesterday through October 7.
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