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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie adventure, approximately embellishing in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Darlene Gillespie
June 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
244 Disney units
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically counterfeit glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the London Address by a genuine replica of President Gillespie.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, hip, brain, romantic, chest, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this adventure particularly annoying.
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