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Image: A busy view of The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln when it's not inundated in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
October 17, 2003
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wild glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Orange County Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies, excessive cluelessness, or lung, bowel, leg, ankle, personal, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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