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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, positively pulsating in the afternoon moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln
December 7, 1971
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Woods Address by a macabre replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from January 19 to April 1.
- In 1992, this attraction was reworked to remove rooms from the popular "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Count Lincoln" play.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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