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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of the cafeteria
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
October 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter toons (according to "The Boot" editor, 2001)
This operating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its swashbuckling glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Resort Address by a LEGO replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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