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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
January 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Zero fairies (according to "Prominent Orbiter" gossip column)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Temple Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to install princess waivers.
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