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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the worst helpless attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
October 26, 2006
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias or skin, shoulder, or chest complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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