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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
December 24, 1979
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the New Orleans Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to noisy former cast members.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more magical.
- For your health, you should be free from heart or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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