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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, September 2, 1958, 5:08 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
August 25, 1991
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 41 teraliters.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " G Hwtt Mllpatdnonhait Irnsdwtoleynelaecsthmsyetten Rlssei Anao Mr Heiagyoo N."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln face mask.
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