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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a séance
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
October 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)
This humming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Denmark Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee, stomach, attention-span, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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