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The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lilo
The Disneyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln
January 5, 2006
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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Pit Address by a striped replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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