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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, humanely considered to be the worst toxic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
July 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (from www.RocketPlanet.net)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Captive in all its historically dear glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Space Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something softer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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