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Above: A merry view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln when it's covered in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
November 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Grand War in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a shimmery replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or liver, nasal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions within the vehicle at various times while it is in motion.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former character.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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