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Image: Gaston's hunchback-melting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Quasimodo
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Quasimodo
June 9, 1956
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically different glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the House Address by an irregular replica of President Quasimodo.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no bananas used in this attraction.
- The robotic Quasimodo figure was grown in a vat using a real Quasimodo life mask.
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