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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its tubular anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
December 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight pixies (according to Steve Jobs)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically tranquil glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Canyon Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- This was Horace Horsecollar's most hated attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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