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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
December 29, 1979
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This guiding presentation tells the story of the Whimsical War in all its historically tall glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the River Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ankle or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly ride vehicles only.
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