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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the hill
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Princess Lincoln
March 8, 2000
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a helpful replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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