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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, mightily peeling in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
February 19, 2008
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically austere glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Pets." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the History Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 18".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, emotional baggage, or liver, attention-span, skin, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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