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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ramone
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
October 22, 1983
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically alpine glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the India Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant hens will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird growths, bad haircuts, sin, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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