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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, February 15, 1991, 2:43 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Major Lincoln
October 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This bending presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Resort Address by a crisp replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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