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Above: Genie's beam-prancing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
May 7, 1998
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Train Station Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Pregnant pilots should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers (in that order) inside the cast members at various times.
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