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Above: An ugly view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
September 30, 2002
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Death Star Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this ride will be hostile to tourists.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 58 amperes.
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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