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Image: Deedle's hunchback-suing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
March 15, 1974
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Holidayland Address by an eerie replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this train.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this train.
- Oogie originally intended for this train to be overrun with live frogs.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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