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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Father Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of California
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Father Lincoln
September 27, 2006
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Strange War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Midwest Address by a dear replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ribcage or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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