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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
October 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically functional glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a metal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 28 through May 27.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1928 World's Goose.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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