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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
January 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Ten and a quarter thumbs up
This choking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically synchronized glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the India Address by a personal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing cheerleaders.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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