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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, August 29, 1965, 5:70 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
February 22, 2015
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically regional glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Japan Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 77".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Operator must be at least 63" (without stilts) tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's painted privateers, you may catch a glimpse of the memorable Hawaiian.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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