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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of Fantasia
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
January 26, 1997
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically untamed glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Outer Space Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, religious requirements, or chin, spinal, immunological, personal, or knee disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this dark ride is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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