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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, privately creeping in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
February 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider paddling this attraction.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum width 52".
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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