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Dale's rope-vacuuming photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
March 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this ride at least once.
- Minimum height 27".
- Contains exploding signage.
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