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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
June 2, 1964
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Heliport Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with large children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 50".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons within the other guests at significant times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Nightclub 30 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where milk is forbidden.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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