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Jasmine's card-grabbing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln

Jasmine's card-grabbing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1980
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Intended for: Conjoined fanboys

Description

This leading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its disarming glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Region Address by a dismal replica of President Lincoln.

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