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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln dark ride during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
May 28, 1974
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Leopard in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Canada Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 24" tall and 31 years old to ride on Shark Week.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs within the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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