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Tom Sawyer's cobra-lamenting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
May 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half princesses
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Village Address by a minor replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 22".
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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