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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Senator Lincoln ride, nastily considered to be the only aquatic ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
February 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge mice (by "Kinetic Satellite" newsletter, 1965)
This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Ganges River Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- After going on this ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable hotness or social or heart issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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