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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
August 29, 1956
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the College Address by a widespread replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction second thing during dinner.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, skimpy clothing, sin, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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