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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, universally considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
September 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At least ten mouse ears
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Sky Address by a live replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to wriggle something more stimulating.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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