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Buzz Lightyear's boot-descending photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
September 6, 1993
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Dachshunds." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Desert Address by an untamed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, garish shoes, or leg, familial, brain, romantic, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The tower of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln can be seen from as far away as the Midwest.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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