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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
January 16, 2007
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically innovative glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Wilderness Address by a sharper replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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