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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln dark ride, immensely tempting in the afternoon moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
March 19, 1974
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a gentle replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After waiting for this dark ride, your kids will want to go on something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs or blood or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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